I know what you’re thinking: How the hell do the fans of Unaussprechlichen Kulten chant their name at shows. I have no idea, I’m sorry. But what I do have is a nice little 7” split from the Kluten’s (you try writing that name out ok, and I don’t feel like copy and pasting that many times) and their fellow Chilean brothers, Godless. And I give them a big “Fuck Yeah” for this one.
Side-A. Unaussprechlichen Kulten (yes, I know what I said. Sue me) bring us ‘Azathoth, Azazel, Azoth’. And it rips. Nasty crunch, croaked vocals, hellfire drums, brimstone burning. You get the idea. This is a solid four minutes of blackened death metal mayhem that sounds dirty. But dirty in the way that you’d actually brag to your friends about this one, catch my drift? Fucking aces to Unaussprechlichen Kulten.
Side-B Godless chokes us to death with ‘Ontomorsophia’. The vocals on this song are sick. And not “sick” as in “Sick moves bro!” no, not at all. The lead singer sounds like he drinks whiskey non-stop while chain smoking for all 27 hours of the day, 8 days of the week, including Sundays. The band behind him, bunch of crazy bastards trying to open up the gates of hell, beating the shit out of their instruments in a cacophonous haze for seven minutes. Take your beating and enjoy it!!!!
The nice thing about 7’ splits is that they are quick. The 11 minutes and 20 seconds this song takes up is perfect for your short drive to work, showering in the morning, going for a run then realizing that you don’t run for a reason then you turn around and go home…
Unaussprechlichen Kulten and Godless smother you in a hot, fiery ash, and then kick you when you’re down. Never sounded better.
HAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can pick up this Unaussprechlichen Kulten/Godless split 7’ from Iron Bonehead Productions on July 15th. Do it.
